Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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