He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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