I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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