we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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