you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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