For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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