This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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