haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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