you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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