In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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