i can't believe i had my finger in that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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