You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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