3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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