so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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