i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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