You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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