I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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