Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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