I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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