Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You can't just leave with hair like that
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
