she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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