do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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