Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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