Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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