Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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