i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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