have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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