STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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