Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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