Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im holly from the hills drunk
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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