when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How external is "for external use only"?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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