you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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