so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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