We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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