SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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