belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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