Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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