They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
