TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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