I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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