I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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