dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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