Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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