Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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