Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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