Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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