No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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