How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
