You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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