So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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