I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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