Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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